Dear spammers of the Internet:
No matter how heartily you insist otherwise, I can never achieve a better, thicker, longer, stronger erection that drives the ladies wild for hours. I have learned to live with the disappointment in this knowledge, but I would greatly appreciate it if you’d quit rubbing my face in it.
No love,
me
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In other news, anyone got a cup of sleep I can borrow? Also: OMG, FINALS SOON. O.O
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Oh and in case anyone missed it, the top part was sarcasm. I must get 100 spams a day offering me all manner of pills for what appears to be my sexual dysfunction and got up on the snarky side of bed this morning. 
One Response to “Dear spammers of the Internet:”
You know that’s exactly what the Patriot Act was originally intended for: spying on you and your sexual dysfunction so the pharmaceutical big wigs know who to target! Seriously, I’m sure that your man has no problem with the size of your erection.
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